NY-NP

Just really quickly I went on vacation to New Zealand to visit family and get some sun.  Here are a few holiday snaps:

Waiting with a cortado for my transfer in Wellington Airport

Marlborough Sounds

Starring Brad Pitt...

Mapua Wharf, a few minutes from my brothers house

Jake shakin' it off

Naked Ladies!

A little graffiti

Starring Sarah-Jessia Parker...

Westgate Port - Taranaki

Eye in the Sky fishing

Museum-ing

Bigger in Texas

Literally…my bags were picked up by Spartan, a boutique in Austin Texas.  Just in time for SXSW!

Spartan – 215 S. Lamar/#D/Austin, TX 78704

 

One Woman Wunderkind

Yep, that’s me, according to Catherine Blair Pfander of NBC New York’s  The Thread.  Catherine came over to my work/live and we had some pecan pie from The Blue Stove and chatted about what I’m up to.  Check the whole article HERE

All Things That Are Hella Good

Found this top image on BleachBlack‘s website and then got carried away looking over at the source’s tumblr account HERE

Overheard

Overheard in New York is a website dedicated to overheard snippets of conversation. Be prepared to laugh you ass off.

…So You’ll Do It on YouTube Again?

Mother to child not sitting still on the train: I will smack the shit out of you in front of everybody!
Child, pausing: Everybody?

–L Train

Overheard by: reid.damnit

Regardless, You’ll Be Judged.

Judge: So I’ll adjourn this trial to April 12, 2012.
Lawyer: They say the world may end in 2012.
Judge: Then I recommend you settle the case.

–Civil Court, Sutphin Boulevard, Jamaica

Overheard by: Big Larry

Cat fight spectator: Oh, shit… She ripped out her track… Shit, there’s mad weaves on the floor!

–Curtis High School, Staten Island

Overheard by: love my school

Mr. Gray Loves Him Some Elegy

Man at coffee cart: I’m huge! I’m getting fat from eating these things!
Man at paper stand, under breath: Eventually you are going to die…

–103rd St & Central Park West

Are Your Wednesday One-Liners Sweatshop-Free?

Middle aged gentleman to sales clerk: You’re just jealous I can wear iridescent pastels with panache and you can’t.

–E 90th St & 2nd Ave

Overheard by: Katharine Relth

Girl: Is the g train like the short one? Like a short bus?

–Brooklyn

Overheard by: Bruce Lee

 

 

Trunks

If I were ever to stray from the bikini I might just consider these one pieces, by Black Milk: